Funny Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants big and gray and wrinkled?
Because if they were small and white and smooth they’d be called aspirins!

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they’d look silly with glove compartments!

Hee hee! I read these in The Tenth Circle by Jodi Picoult (good read, by the way).

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